|Who is this mysterious man? It's me, shot using an imager chip of my own design. The chip is full-custom VLSI, using Active Pixel Sensors to receive the light. My chip does other stuff, too, but this image was the most convenient thing to put on a web page.|
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This page now uses Cascading Style Sheets, and I couldn't be more proud of myself.
Here is the most demonic picture ever taken of me. It was a response to criticism at the time that I "was always closing my eyes for every one of these pictures!" (My housemate has a camera with an evil red-eye flash that seems perfectly timed to make me blink right when it takes the picture.) This picture has been doctored to remove the horrible redeye (irony?) but I can't decide if it's creepier to have big black pupils or big red ones. Both of them seem wrong--but it could just be the picture. That's my housemate Alexis next to me, looking afraid...very afraid.
Vaccaro's, Sep 28, 2003
I usually try to put the most recently-occurring stuff at the top of this page, but I'll make an exception in this case because I just scanned these photos in. Check out the 2-story tall waterslide my friends and I made for Senior Ditch Day at Caltech.
Right now I live in Baltimore where I am going to grad school at Johns Hopkins University. I'm in the Electrical and Computer Engineering department, where my advisor is Ralph Etienne-Cummings .
I was in Telluride Colorado in July 2001 for the Neuromorphic Engineering workshop. (What is Neuromorphic Engineering you may ask? The short answer can be found on the 2001 T-Shirts: "Chip for brains.")
Here's a picture I took near Telluride while clinging to the side of a mountain:
Here's my roommate, Alexis:
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In August 1998 my cousin Chris and I drove across the country in an awesome road trip. It was the most fun I've had in a long time. (Maybe that's because I'm in grad school.) We spent two weeks driving from San Francisco to Baltimore, with a heavy emphasis on Southern Utah and Northern Arizona (beautiful!) We visited many National Parks and camped under the stars at night. I would highly recommend going to Bryce Canyon National Park in Utah--it was by far our favorite, and put the Grand Canyon to shame.
Here are my cousin and I in Wyoming. (I'm on the left.) We had just gotten through the whole state of Colorado at night--there were no vacancies anywhere. (Something about a "Peach Festival".) In this picture, we stink.
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Here is a bald eagle and a peregrine falcon. Cool, huh?
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